If you get off on pointing out spelling or grammar errors, this is not the blog for you. And you are a very small person. Hang your head in shame.
Brett and I are smartasses. Our sense of humor is twisted. If you don't get it, you don't get it. Don't feel bad, but also realize that if you don't get it, maybe you shouldn't be commenting on it. Unless it's a question. We like questions.
If your reading comprehension is poor, this is not the blog for you. However, if you feel you must comment, please follow these simple rules that will keep you from embarrassing yourself:
- Read the post slowly and careful. Do not skim.
- Write your comment somewhere else, like a text program. Save it.
- Go do something else for a while. Take a walk. Have dinner.
- Come back to the blog, read the post again, then, if your comment is appropriate, post it.
Realize, however, that if you violate the rules, I will mock you mercilessly, no matter how much pain it causes me. Because I'm a crabby bitch and I enjoy it.
P.S. If you're looking for the dogs, click the DesertWindHounds link to your left.