Mammoth Man

Not my favorite image, next time I'll stick to a more centaur look. Sometimes even I mess stuff up;)

Best,

Brett

Desert Daleks

Insane Clown Posse Spoof

I'm guessing the actual group made a video that said some stupid shit and so SNL decided to use their ignorance for this fun video. I thought Insane Clown Posse was one of those Death Metally bands.. I guess I was wrong. Found via Pharyngula.

Edit: This is a slightly more complete video from hulu, just wait for it to load, it will give you a we can't load the add screen, just wait it will load the video after that!

More art tomorrow or later today, depends on my mood, which is bad because the weather guys were wrong again and it's going to rain soon.

Best,

Brett

It's Sunday, Time for some Blasphemy!

Well, maybe just the first one, and I guess only to the Catholics. I don't agree with some of the cuts names, but it was slightly amusing. It did however make me very hungry for some beef and I actually found some good steaks the other day and they were excellent. One thing El Paso DOESN'T have is good steaks, so finding some is quite a treat!

This is for all the Alien's are coming people. Quite an interesting read!

This one was just funny, but where are the dinosaurs!!!!:)

This was posted in the comments: "But Noah did not fear, for he kneweth that the Lord did haveth his back. Verily, he did strideth from his cabin to the bow of the ark, and shaking his staff disapprovingly did spaketh, “Begone, Giant Squid. This ark is not a giant crustacean with which to filleth thine belly. Go forth, and I shall not have to harm you, as all of the Lord’s creatures are mine buddies.” But the Giant Squid listened not. And the platypuses did hisseth, and the hippopotamuses did belloweth, and the cats did “lol”eth."

All found over on Pharyngula.

Sorry for the lack of posts, massive head aches this week. So when I'm feeling OK, I'm working. New stuff soon.

Best,

Brett

Come on Barbie, Let's Go Party!

HT Blag Hag.

Rachel Morgan and White throated Black Jaguar... Again.

This is for Sean, I'm not sure which Cheetah couple you want... are they more human looking or like this one?

For the people on the Rachel Morgan Fansite, Rhombus.

We keep getting hits for it so here's another picture. It's been posted before but I have NO idea where it is, the Blogger search function... sucks.


Thanks MuffinHunter!

Best,

Brett

Spiderman!

An old commission, a remake of a double page spread from Backlash/Spiderman. I must say those webs are a bitch to draw! I'm really happy with the right lower leg and foot on this one:)

Thanks to Barron, who seems to have more of my art saved than I do!

Best,

Brett

Star Wars Card!

Thanks to Barron for sending this to me. This was a card I drew back in the 90's. It's got Boba Fett! I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but this was fairly fun to do. I did have to buy several books for the right Fett outfit. Colors by Jess:)

Best,

Brett

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Werdna!

A few days ago I got a comment, sort of one of those digs that just irks you. It has a 'Happy Good Friday!!!!' thing (although I doubt Jesus would think so, being wiped and nailed to a cross would be kind of a downer. That's if he actually existed of course the jury is still out on that.) I thought it might be someone just trying to be nice but then they chose a nice quote about homosexuals that pissed me off. So, to show I can be just as petty and a bit more creative I have 'attacked' her/him/them back. I'm not actually trying to piss off the rest of the Christians who read this (although I'm sure I will,) just them... and the people who made that Face of Jesus thing on NatGeo or the History Channel. For crying out loud at least make Jesus look like a Middle Eastern Jewish man! And then of course you' think the Son of God would be in better shape!

And for the rest of you, Happy Easter. Here's the origins from wiki:

Anglo-Saxon and German

Ostara (1884) by Johannes Gehrts.

Main article: Ēostre

The modern English term Easter is speculated to have developed from Old English word Ēastre or Ēostre or Eoaster, which itself developed prior to 899. The name refers to Eostur-monath, a month of the Germanic calendar attested by Bede as named after the goddess Ēostre of Anglo-Saxon paganism.^[15] Bede notes that Eostur-monath was the equivalent to the month of April, and that feasts held in her honor during Ēostur-monath had died out by the time of his writing, replaced with the Christian custom of Easter.^[16] Using comparative linguistic evidence from continental Germanic sources, the 19th century scholar Jacob Grimm proposed the existence of an equivalent form of Eostre among the pre-Christian beliefs of the continental Germanic peoples, whose name he reconstructed as Ostara.

The implications of the goddess have resulted in theories about whether or not Eostre is an invention of Bede, theories connecting Eostre with records of Germanic folk custom (including hares and eggs), and as cultural descendant of the Proto-Indo-European goddess of the dawn through the etymology of her name. Grimm's reconstructed Ostara has had some influence in modern popular culture. Modern German has Ostern, but otherwise, Germanic languages have generally borrowed the form pascha, see below.

Now you know were the bunnies and eggs come from and that I'm a petty bastard!

Best,

Brett

Oh yeah, this image is a rip off of a cartoon I posted some time back, that was cute, this one... no so much;)

Blogger is being... diffucult.

I've been trying to get on all morning and I keep getting sorry messages. I can get to the posting section I just can't view the blog to answer anyone.... annoying. Hopefully it will get fixed soon, but I thought I'd say something in case anyone thinks we don't love them;)

Grrrr....

I got the go ahead to start working on Dresden again this morning so new Dresden stuff soon!!!!

Best,

Brett